Come on people, I overestimated how panic can drive industry from toilet paper to the 777X range of technology for people who have proven its humanity to humanity. I can’t buy Epsom salts for my bath but I can buy a ticket to Singapore on a 777X during 2021 with the affluent sitting feet away near the front door of that aircraft.
It somehow has better toilet paper in the first class/Business section where the premium economy gets junior mints for its trouble of going for $100 less than the pointy end of the airplane. Somehow we are all safer paying less for more in an 8,000-mile airplane riding on the same air the passengers all breathe.
The 777X doesn’t stop Covid-19 but it does get you to Switzerland’s ski slopes and stows your equipment of furs and skies near an airport in Pasadena, CA. Isn’t the human race grand when it storms the airport gate with a roll of toilet paper? Idiots! I want my Epsom salts and candles for the bath you are getting when spending money from someone working to make you rich.